- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Sweet Jesus.
fuck no
fuck yes
lol all serious.
NBA 2012 Eastern Conference Playoffs 1st Round
Tightest shit I’ve seen all year.
Who Agrees?



